英文升职申请书范文参考模板

　　I hereby apply for promotion,for the reasons outlined below.

　　1.I like money.Lets face it,when it all comes down to it,who gives a shit about recognition.You cant buy beers at the pub with it,and it hasnt got a resale value.

　　2.I can USE the extra cash.I have a definite purpose for the money.Ill spend it.And Ill probably spend it at a place that employs students to do menial and degrading tasks,thereby filtering my extra income back into the Univeristys coffers - YOU CANT LOSE!

　　3.Ive never asked before.A lot of the bastards who apply for promotion are the talentless civil servant types who do nothing for a year,then apply for promotion.Im different.Im the sort of talentless civil servant bastard thats done nothing for 7 years and wants a promotion.The logic of this arguement is undeniable.

　　4.Everyone else is getting some.If theres free money around,and other people are getting some,it stands to reason I want my share.

　　5.Other people dont deserve it.Give me a list of their names.Within 2 weeks I can find,research or fabricate evidence as to why they dont deserve a decent raise,or,alternatively,be dismissed.

　　6.Im leaving soon.Ill be leaving soon,so this is a good time to pay me off so I leave in good spirits and not with every piece of portable equipment I can lay my hands on late at night.

　　Thanks so much for your time.I look forward to a favourable response and salary increase.Back-dated to when I started.Plus interest.Real Bank interest,the double figure stuff.

　　Note:This application was unsuccessful